i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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