More tranny stories later!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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