Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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