Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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