Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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