when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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