I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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