Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You ruined the universe
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