Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
