Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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