I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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