I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it because I queefed?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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