All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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