just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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