I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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