I love black thongs
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is her dick bigger than yours?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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