I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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