Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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