Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Someone shit on the floor
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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