Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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