hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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