So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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