Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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