Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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