let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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