Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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