What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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