DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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