dude i'm inner monologue high
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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