Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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