I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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