why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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