Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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