Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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