Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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