in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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