i don't like sucking hair
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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