He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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