I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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