I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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