The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
zippers are such a cool invention
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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