Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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