return my video game
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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