Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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