i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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