You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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