Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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