As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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