There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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