I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
